David Holman & Larry Pryce – Fleshbait (1979)

Review by Justin Tate

The FISH are PISSED! Every sprat, mackerel and rainbow trout has had ENOUGH! Sick of hooks caught in their mouths and being netted by the thousands, the water dwellers are finally fighting back. Thanks to pollution and radioactivity in the water, their brains have rapidly expanded and their intelligence magnified.

Now more evenly-matched with their human foes, the fish work together to drown swimmers under the sheer weight of their swarm. Sucker fish “kiss” unsuspecting victims to death with multitudes of “love bites.” Though they lack strength individually, en masse they can conquer almost anything in their path.

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Lee Chang – The Year of the Tiger (1973)

Review by Justin Tate

Kung fu movies took the world by storm in 1973. The paperback market wasted no time unleashing their fastest hacks to cash in. Thus we see texts like The Year of the Tiger emerge on seemingly impossible timelines. Bruce Lee pandemonium began after the star’s untimely death in July and the release of his posthumous blockbuster Enter the Dragon in August. Then this book appears on September 20th. By reading the pop culture tea leaves, publishers had a purchasable product ready at exactly the right time. Literary quality hardly mattered.

Today, The Year of the Tiger receives mostly laughter for its non-existent plot and overall absurdity. However, many readers still have fond memories of devouring it in the early ’70s, or later as a used copy. Even the most scathing reviews are often so passionate they sound more like obsession.

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Les Tucker – Nympho Librarian (1970)

Review by Justin Tate

Oh no! Zeta, the AC/DC librarian, isn’t just strict on overdue books. She’s an archivist who does close-up photography of every ding dong and ho ho she encounters — and that’s a lot. She might need the whole Library of Congress to house her naughty special collection.

Nympho Librarian is the vintage novel with viral cover art and a holy grail title among paperback collectors. For obvious reasons, it’s intrigued a lot of readers who want to support their local library—in more ways than one.

Unfortunately the book is very out-of-print and nearly impossible to find. Most people probably assume the cover is a fake Photoshop job. Well, it is a real book and I traced down a copy. Naturally, I got right to reading, eager to find out if the story would be as exquisite as the cover by Parisian-trained (but Toledo-based) painter Isaac Paul Rader (1906-1986).

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John Dexter – Swap Safari (1970)

Review by Justin Tate

Despite egregious false advertising and plenty of awkward sex scenes, Swap Safari ends up being a decent tale of erotic espionage.

Scott Newton is a government agent with international assignments of the deadliest nature. As he describes himself, “I’m a guy who hangs around unlikely corners of the world clearing up messes.” Currently he fronts as a vacation coordinator for luxury resorts in Nairobi. Secretly he works for the CIA—or maybe FBI? This is never explained clearly—and awaits the arrival of wealthy American swap couples.

After meeting Scott, the ladies admire his impressive physique and urge him to be included in their name-drawing ceremony. This is where they decide which man is paired with which woman for the day. They don’t have to twist his arm. After all, his work requires him to get close with these people. How much closer can you get?

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Dorothy Dow – Dark Glory: A Story of Edgar Allan Poe (1931)

Review by Justin Tate

The fourth biography of Edgar Allan Poe I’ve read. By far the most unique and, consequently, one of the best. It helps that the author is not a stuffy historian or literary professor, but Dorothy Dow. She would go on to become a highly prolific author of love stories. We’re talking like a dozen short stories published per month, blanketing every pulp romance magazine in print. Of the few I’ve read, they’re good too.

Dow’s approach to Poe’s life is personal. She gets the facts down, but dwells more on the journey of his tragic life than a dissection of his literary accomplishments. “The Tell-Tale Heart” isn’t mentioned once, and numerous other classics appear merely as a quick title check. Only the stories and poems penned out of extreme personal emotion, such as “Annabel Lee” and its high probability of being inspired by the death of Poe’s wife, are given closer scrutiny.

There’s a general assumption the reader is familiar with Poe’s works or, even if not, desire to learn more about the man than the content he left behind. In many ways, she unfurls his story more like a romance than traditional non-fiction. It’s an excellent strategy to take, especially for a figure who’d already been the subject of many biographies when this book was published in 1931.

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Alexandra Bel-Robere – Winter Castle (1972)

Review by Justin Tate

With little hesitation, a young teacher accepts the mysterious invitation to summer in Norway as the hostess of an extravagant castle/hotel. Why not? It’ll be a working vacation—a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Besides, after the recent deaths of her mother and father, escaping the familiar haunts of South Carolina will be a relief.

Vinterborg, an isolated castle nestled among picturesque fjords, soon proves more demanding than mere summer employment, however. Before recovering from her long flight, Freya is confronted by a cast of suspicious characters who waste no time plotting against her. Her mother’s heirloom necklace is stolen within seconds and a brutal push down stone steps nearly kills her. What’s really going on in this creepy hotel anyway?

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Burton Dickson – Snowjob (1970)

Review by Justin Tate

In honor of Netflix’s Hot Frosty, I dug deep into the archives to discover this 1970 paperback of frozen titillations. It’s not a tale of snow sculpture brought alive by Christmas magic. But, if you’re someone who wished Hot Frosty had gay orgies along with those Hallmark feel-good vibes, look no further than Burton Dickson’s novel Snowjob.

There is a snowman here too, of sorts. During a treacherous blizzard near a ski resort, Barry stumbles upon a naked ass buried in snow. Thinking it an attractive woman’s ass, he eagerly jumps into a rescue effort — and discovers he’s actually saving a man. A man with a stiff, frozen dick. Barry carries the unconscious, nude man to his cabin where he learns the poor fellow was caught drunk and naked in an avalanche. No doubt he would’ve been dead in a few hours.

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Cole Fannin – Lucy and the Madcap Mystery (1963)

Review by Justin Tate

Too often we forget Lucille Ball’s other hit sitcom. From 1963-1968, The Lucy Show was must-watch TV, with an average viewership of around fifteen million households. That’s about the same, if not more, than I Love Lucy. Of course, fifteen million was more impressive back in the 1950s when fewer households owned a television set.

Still, by any standard, The Lucy Show was an instant success. And it didn’t take long for supplemental merch to appear, like this tie-in novel. The book is not based on any particular episode but places the show’s cast of zany characters in a brand-new adventure.

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Frederick Colson – The Devil is Gay (1965)

Review by Justin Tate

Happy Pride 2024. You know, not long ago in the early days of post-Obergefell v. Hodges, I believed Pride would become obsolete. Soon enough, I thought, we’d just be living our ordinary, twice-married, twice-divorced lives like everybody else. Nobody would care. It would be glorious.

Clearly I’m no prophet! Conservative fury over queer happiness is as vicious as ever and in a world where Roe v. Wade can be overturned, no freedom is safe. Every time I hear someone call a trans person mentally ill, which is every day online and by officials in high offices, I’m reminded that being LGBT+ was once reason enough to be institutionalized.

Gay pulp fiction from the 1960s and ’70s often tackled such dark topics. Being disowned by your family, blackmailed, fired from work, expelled from school, bullied to death, near-death or suicide, internalized homophobia, religious crisis, and extreme poverty due to any of the above circumstances. These were the matters of everyday queer life also portrayed in fiction. For some, particularly those in rural areas, the Sexual Revolution made things even more depressing. Progress was happening—you could see it!—but happiness remained just out of reach. Like dying of thirst in the desert with an oasis seen in the distance.

Now, nearly sixty years since The Devil is Gay was published, perhaps the most painful thing about the novel is that it remains exceedingly relevant. That’s a testament to our unfortunate current affairs, but also to Colson’s mastery of storytelling. What great art isn’t painful?

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Belle Bruck – Women Work, Men Weep (1942)

Review by Justin Tate

Circa 1942, mid-WWII and the same year “Rosie the Riveter” was launched, this newsprint novel seemed certain to explore male anxieties around women arriving in the workplace. Based on the delicious title, I had hopes of fierce female characters trampling upon the pathetic squabbles of men who simply cannot handle co-ed colleagues and bosses. Might this be a lost masterpiece of early feminism?

My expectations were too high, but the story does illustrate the dizzying lengths a 1940s man might go to avoid having a female superior. Sadly she falls for the scheme and, in the end, gives up her entrepreneurial dreams to become a wife. The plot is a nauseating cringe-fest for modern audiences, but that’s not to say the writing is bad or it’s not intriguing from an historical perspective.

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